Post by ASU Comedy on Nov 22, 2008 5:16:59 GMT -5
Here is a mostly complete list of the sketches, in no particular order, followed by a short blurb to remind you of all the hilarity. Choose no more than ten!
PHYSICAL - People in the gym choreograph a workout to "Get Physical".
OFFICE - Co-workers find pleasure in guessing why they've been called into the boss' office, only to dig themselves a deeper hole.
TWINS - Conjoined twins seek counseling.
GOING GREEN MAFIA - Keeping with the times, the mafia will now kill you for not recycling.
ROLLERCOASTER - A group of friends grow violently ill to the tune of Billy Joel's "For The Longest Time", but find the strength to sing.
PREGNANCY - A man refuses to risk his perfect driving record by running a red light for his pregnant wife.
UGLY PRINCESS - Only the kiss from a prince can wake the sleeping princess; she's just really disgusting looking.
MAGAZINE DRIVE - Finally you can start earning cool prizes through your school for all the drugs you're already selling.
MULLET - The moral indecision involved with a barber consenting to give someone a 'Kentucky Waterfall'.
DOING IT - The physical complications of sex on a honeymoon night for two virgins who's parents didn't allow them to attend a sex ed class.
SILENT TREATMENT - Proof that the best time to apologize to someone is when they're not even listening.
CELL PHONE - A beautifully choreographed scene of a guy trying to get more bars on his phone.
WASHINGTON - The true story of how General Washington and his men noisily made history.
GAME NIGHT - The subtle homo-eroticism in forcing your friend into playing a physical game of Operation.
MIRACLE CLEAN - The best way to keep your house clean is by torturing your family.
LASAGNA NIGHT - The dangers involved with those who take lasagna night way too seriously.
FARCE SIDE PITCH - This is a great sketch about Joel pitching his great sketch ideas, ultimately resulting in Ty giving Joel awesome head. *** Joel did not write this sketch.
DAMAGED - The ladies of Farce Side sing and dance in urgency to find a bandage.
PROSTITUTE - My new girlfriend works on Van Buren. You guys are gonna love her.
BUCKET LIST - All she wants before she dies is to spray her loved ones with mace.
NAZIS - Like the movie Blank Check, this is a "what-if" kind of story. If the movie was about Nazis.
WHITE HISTORY MUSEUM - The whitest black guy in the world.
SURPRISE PARTY - They were supposed to bring balloons and cake, but they all brought guns.
GAY AWARENESS - Dougie Howser and Clay Aiken raise your awareness.
ONE ARM MONTAGE - The irony involved in buying a guitar for a guy with one arm and more.
INTERVIEW - You may recognize some of his art from the graffiti on your house.
DORM DAYZ - A show for college students, by college students. With intro music that lasts 16 minutes.
CLOUD 9 - Proof that if clouds talked to you on a date, it would be sort of funny.
CAN'T TELL ME NUTHIN - Don't tell this guy anything, or Kanye West music will play.
GOBLIN BOYFRIEND - There's just something wrong with this guy.
NO READING - Being raped by Lavar Burton would make anyone hate books.
ELECTION PARTY - They respect your beliefs. Just don't acknowledge them. GOBAMA.
PEN PALS - Corresponding with your fifth grade teacher is illegal in most places.
INTERVENTION - Why won't Craig get help and fix the modem?
WILD N' CRAZY - Years later, they ran out of wild n' crazy things for kids to do.
REVERSE - A sketch you didn't understand but made you say, "Hey, all right," because it was completely backwards.
WORST DAY OF MY LIFE - Kyle tearfully says goodbye to all those tits and all that ass.
DUBYA - In his last press conference before leaving office, George W answers the tough questions about Iraq, turkey, and cats.
ENTOURAGE NIGHT - Like Sex and the City night, only somehow more feminine.
POWERPOINT - It's demands include an upgraded version of Powerpoint and a heart for his son, which are mostly reasonable.
HYPNOTIST - It's hard to stop smoking when all you think about is a dinosaur jumping rope and two robbers fucking.
MONOPOLY - The electronic version of the hit game that reminds you how devastating the current economy is.
SUPER MARIO WORLD - They're not the Mario Bros. This is all just a coincidence.
KYLE STACEY LIVE TOGETHER - An unnecessary look into what life at their mutual apartment is like.
LAB CLASS - Want to hear a song about what your lab class is like?
OBSESSED - Like most stalkers, they loved their victim to death.
SPIN THE BOTTLE - A classic game compromised by the guy who previously broke up with everyone playing.
WHEELCHAIR RAPIST - You'll feel bad blaming the guy in the chair, even if he is a rapist.
CONVERTER BOX - This guy is totally not ready for digital transition day.
PIZZA BEE - What the fuck?
FUNERAL HOOKUP - The hottest place to have sex with your dead friend's girlfriend.
OTTER POP - Lemme see them panties drop.
BACKSEAT GAMER - Yelling at your friend for his gaming abilities may prove fatal.
CHACHA VOTE - Step outta the booth. Bring it over to Ruth.
SEE YA - He always gets the last word. In a series of three short scenes.
TARGET GUY - I don't work here. I'm just wearing a red shirt.
ANNOUNCEMENTS - This guy hates announcements. For some reason.
DEMOCRAT/REPUBLICAN - Like other relationships, you can always start over. Even if one of you invaded Iraq.
SPAWN OF SATAN - Healthy babies utter obscenities during the ultrasound.
CANDY MAFIA - Remember when the mafia wanted you to recycle? Well now they want candy.
SERIAL KILLER BARBIE - She just came to use the bathroom.
SPOOKY SEGWAY TOUR - The spo0o0okiest tour on wheels.
*****WRITE - INS : Did we miss a sketch completely? Was there a news bit or something else we did during one of our shows you want to see again? Let us know!
PHYSICAL - People in the gym choreograph a workout to "Get Physical".
OFFICE - Co-workers find pleasure in guessing why they've been called into the boss' office, only to dig themselves a deeper hole.
TWINS - Conjoined twins seek counseling.
GOING GREEN MAFIA - Keeping with the times, the mafia will now kill you for not recycling.
ROLLERCOASTER - A group of friends grow violently ill to the tune of Billy Joel's "For The Longest Time", but find the strength to sing.
PREGNANCY - A man refuses to risk his perfect driving record by running a red light for his pregnant wife.
UGLY PRINCESS - Only the kiss from a prince can wake the sleeping princess; she's just really disgusting looking.
MAGAZINE DRIVE - Finally you can start earning cool prizes through your school for all the drugs you're already selling.
MULLET - The moral indecision involved with a barber consenting to give someone a 'Kentucky Waterfall'.
DOING IT - The physical complications of sex on a honeymoon night for two virgins who's parents didn't allow them to attend a sex ed class.
SILENT TREATMENT - Proof that the best time to apologize to someone is when they're not even listening.
CELL PHONE - A beautifully choreographed scene of a guy trying to get more bars on his phone.
WASHINGTON - The true story of how General Washington and his men noisily made history.
GAME NIGHT - The subtle homo-eroticism in forcing your friend into playing a physical game of Operation.
MIRACLE CLEAN - The best way to keep your house clean is by torturing your family.
LASAGNA NIGHT - The dangers involved with those who take lasagna night way too seriously.
FARCE SIDE PITCH - This is a great sketch about Joel pitching his great sketch ideas, ultimately resulting in Ty giving Joel awesome head. *** Joel did not write this sketch.
DAMAGED - The ladies of Farce Side sing and dance in urgency to find a bandage.
PROSTITUTE - My new girlfriend works on Van Buren. You guys are gonna love her.
BUCKET LIST - All she wants before she dies is to spray her loved ones with mace.
NAZIS - Like the movie Blank Check, this is a "what-if" kind of story. If the movie was about Nazis.
WHITE HISTORY MUSEUM - The whitest black guy in the world.
SURPRISE PARTY - They were supposed to bring balloons and cake, but they all brought guns.
GAY AWARENESS - Dougie Howser and Clay Aiken raise your awareness.
ONE ARM MONTAGE - The irony involved in buying a guitar for a guy with one arm and more.
INTERVIEW - You may recognize some of his art from the graffiti on your house.
DORM DAYZ - A show for college students, by college students. With intro music that lasts 16 minutes.
CLOUD 9 - Proof that if clouds talked to you on a date, it would be sort of funny.
CAN'T TELL ME NUTHIN - Don't tell this guy anything, or Kanye West music will play.
GOBLIN BOYFRIEND - There's just something wrong with this guy.
NO READING - Being raped by Lavar Burton would make anyone hate books.
ELECTION PARTY - They respect your beliefs. Just don't acknowledge them. GOBAMA.
PEN PALS - Corresponding with your fifth grade teacher is illegal in most places.
INTERVENTION - Why won't Craig get help and fix the modem?
WILD N' CRAZY - Years later, they ran out of wild n' crazy things for kids to do.
REVERSE - A sketch you didn't understand but made you say, "Hey, all right," because it was completely backwards.
WORST DAY OF MY LIFE - Kyle tearfully says goodbye to all those tits and all that ass.
DUBYA - In his last press conference before leaving office, George W answers the tough questions about Iraq, turkey, and cats.
ENTOURAGE NIGHT - Like Sex and the City night, only somehow more feminine.
POWERPOINT - It's demands include an upgraded version of Powerpoint and a heart for his son, which are mostly reasonable.
HYPNOTIST - It's hard to stop smoking when all you think about is a dinosaur jumping rope and two robbers fucking.
MONOPOLY - The electronic version of the hit game that reminds you how devastating the current economy is.
SUPER MARIO WORLD - They're not the Mario Bros. This is all just a coincidence.
KYLE STACEY LIVE TOGETHER - An unnecessary look into what life at their mutual apartment is like.
LAB CLASS - Want to hear a song about what your lab class is like?
OBSESSED - Like most stalkers, they loved their victim to death.
SPIN THE BOTTLE - A classic game compromised by the guy who previously broke up with everyone playing.
WHEELCHAIR RAPIST - You'll feel bad blaming the guy in the chair, even if he is a rapist.
CONVERTER BOX - This guy is totally not ready for digital transition day.
PIZZA BEE - What the fuck?
FUNERAL HOOKUP - The hottest place to have sex with your dead friend's girlfriend.
OTTER POP - Lemme see them panties drop.
BACKSEAT GAMER - Yelling at your friend for his gaming abilities may prove fatal.
CHACHA VOTE - Step outta the booth. Bring it over to Ruth.
SEE YA - He always gets the last word. In a series of three short scenes.
TARGET GUY - I don't work here. I'm just wearing a red shirt.
ANNOUNCEMENTS - This guy hates announcements. For some reason.
DEMOCRAT/REPUBLICAN - Like other relationships, you can always start over. Even if one of you invaded Iraq.
SPAWN OF SATAN - Healthy babies utter obscenities during the ultrasound.
CANDY MAFIA - Remember when the mafia wanted you to recycle? Well now they want candy.
SERIAL KILLER BARBIE - She just came to use the bathroom.
SPOOKY SEGWAY TOUR - The spo0o0okiest tour on wheels.
*****WRITE - INS : Did we miss a sketch completely? Was there a news bit or something else we did during one of our shows you want to see again? Let us know!